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Hypothetical Fatherhood has migrated to The Life Mosaic.

Hypothetical Fatherhood has migrated to The Life Mosaic.

I’ve migrated my blog posts and twitter feed for my 2011 side project, Hypothetical Fatherhood, to here at┬áThe Life Mosaic. In the months leading up to becoming a father in 2011, I created┬áHypothetical Fatherhood to explore and share some of the creative-yet-inappropriate ideas running through my head as I prepared for this new role in … Continue reading

My Kind of Nerds.

My Kind of Nerds.

I’m a nerd. Nerds are awesome. These people are my kind of nerds: Ukulele Nerds! Star Wars Nerds! Methodist Nerds! Art Nerds! Simpsons Nerds! So here’s to the nerds: not everyone will get you, but the right people will get you! Who are your kind of nerds? -nm P.S. To those persons in the Flickr … Continue reading

That’s Almost My Birthday!

That’s Almost My Birthday!

When my wife was pregnant with our first child, I frequently found myself engaged in a conversation that went something like this: THEM: So when’s the due date? ME: September . THEM: Wow! That’s only four days from MY birthday! ME: Oh, neat. I know most of the persons who did this didn’t mean to … Continue reading

You Have No Friends Online.

You Have No Friends Online.

Thank you, Battlefield: Bad Company 2 multiplayer screen, for letting more know. And in such a caring manner! You’re so caring that, in a way, you’re my friend! You know how to give people bad news. You should be a doctor. Level with me: is it because I nabbed their dog tags and they don’t … Continue reading

Chocolate-Covered Dolphins.

Chocolate-Covered Dolphins.

It doesn’t say it’s not a vegetarian food product on the box, but you have to wonder… -nm (I snapped this photo in a hotel gift shop in Cancun back in 2011. Then I got distracted by something shiny so I forgot to buy a box. To this day, I have yet to taste dolphin.)

$5 Milkshake Recipe.

$5 Milkshake Recipe.

$5 Milkshake Recipe: 1. Milk. 2. Ice Cream. 3. Bourbon. Mixed it together and serve it Martin & Lewis style. Enjoy. Share, if you don’t have cooties. (Note: A lot of people mess up and put in the third ingredient because they think that’s what will make the milkshake worth $5 but they’re wrong.) -nm